Micheal O’Brien — The thirteen-year-old narrator of Hell Comes With Wood Paneled Doors.<\/p>\n
James O’ Brien — Michael’s father, a man with a love for road trips and collecting kitschy things.<\/p>\n
Mary O’Brien — Michael’s mother, the overbearing, bingo-playing epitome of tackiness.<\/p>\n
Elvis and Olivia — Michael’s creepy younger siblings (unidentical twins).<\/p>\n
Aunt Margie — Michael’s backwoods aunt (Mary’s twin sister).<\/p>\n
Lucky the Chihuahua — “2,358 pounds of absolute evil packed into a three-pound body…”<\/p>\n
The Inferno — A 5,000 pound steel beast of a station wagon fueled by a whole lotta Satan!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Micheal O’Brien — The thirteen-year-old narrator of Hell Comes With Wood Paneled Doors. James O’ Brien — Michael’s father, a man with a love for road trips and collecting kitschy things. Mary O’Brien — Michael’s mother, the overbearing, bingo-playing epitome … Continue reading