{"id":7152,"date":"2017-11-19T09:05:42","date_gmt":"2017-11-19T15:05:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/?p=7152"},"modified":"2017-11-19T09:06:18","modified_gmt":"2017-11-19T15:06:18","slug":"the-best-of-not-about-lumberjacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/2017\/11\/19\/the-best-of-not-about-lumberjacks\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best of Not About Lumberjacks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7153\" src=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/ax.jpg\" alt=\"Ax in the grass.\" width=\"800\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/ax.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/ax-300x172.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/ax-768x440.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/2015\/06\/03\/how-to-ask-for-help\/\">I&#8217;m terrible at asking for help<\/a>, but if you like this blog, or the stories I write, sharing this would be appreciated&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<h2>Not About Lumberjacks<\/h2>\n<p>On November 17, 2015, I loaded <a href=\"http:\/\/nolumberjacks.com\/gutterball\/\">the first episode of Not About Lumberjacks<\/a>. It&#8217;s a story about a dog who eats everything in sight.<\/p>\n<p>It still holds up for me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I listened to it Friday morning, and then&#8230;some other stories I&#8217;ve shared on the Not About Lumberjacks podcast that I love.<\/p>\n<p>It got me thinking&#8230;Thanksgiving travel is about to happen for many in the United States. And&#8230;for those caught on planes, trains, and automobiles, passing the time has gone mobile.<\/p>\n<p>Many podcasts will be consumed during travels in the coming week or so.<\/p>\n<p>And with this being the anniversary of a podcast all about stories&#8230;I figured, for once, I&#8217;d be &#8220;that guy&#8221; &#8230; the guy asking people to listen and share&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2>My Five Favorite Episodes&#8230;<\/h2>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7158\" src=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/log-in-forest.jpg\" alt=\"Log in a forest\" width=\"800\" height=\"543\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/log-in-forest.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/log-in-forest-300x204.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/log-in-forest-768x521.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you are traveling and so inclined to listen to things (or share them with other travelers), these are my personal favorite episodes of Not About Lumberjacks (counting down&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7163 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/nal-taotl-small.jpg\" alt=\"Forest full on light - The Art of the Lumberjack, by Christopher Gronlund\" width=\"250\" height=\"135\" \/>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/nolumberjacks.com\/the-art-of-the-lumberjack\/\">The Art of the Lumberjack<\/a> &#8211; Description: <em>When Erik Nilsson has a minor heart attack and finally reads a book left to him by his father, he finds something that changes him forever.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The inscription in Erik&#8217;s book is almost verbatim the inscription my dad left me in <em>The Sport of Falconry<\/em>. When I listen to this story I want to go into the woods, live a much simpler life, and write novels no one ever sees&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7161 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/NAL-the-other-side-small.jpg\" alt=\"Door opening to light - The Other Side by Christopher Gronlund\" width=\"250\" height=\"135\" \/>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/nolumberjacks.com\/the-other-side\/\">The Other Side<\/a> &#8211; Description: <em>After a divorce and layoff, Daniel breaks into his childhood home to see if something in his closet all those years ago is still there.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I almost went with a typical ending with this story, but refused. And because of that, what unfolded was a thing I love very much. Added fun: friends providing the sounds of monster grunts!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7165 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/nal-purvis-small.jpg\" alt=\"Dungeons and Dragons dice - Purvis, by Christopher Gronlund\" width=\"250\" height=\"135\" \/>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/nolumberjacks.com\/purvis\/\">Purvis<\/a> -Description: <em>In 1984, a Dungeon Master struggles with keeping the few friendships he has together, all while dealing with a vicious bully.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My personal favorite, but I can see that other things I&#8217;ve written for the podcast are stronger. This might be closer to my heart than anything I&#8217;ve ever written, even though I was never anything like Purvis. But damn, that ending shreds me every time I listen to it. (And I laugh about that friggin&#8217; lightning strike every time as well!)<\/p>\n<p>(Aside&#8230;My mom started the story, but got sidetracked before finishing. She finished listening when my wife and I visited one Friday evening. The look on her face at the end when the music creeps in made me realize I&#8217;d written the kind of ending I&#8217;d worked decades to achieve&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-7164 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/nal-standstill-small.jpg\" alt=\"Pocket watch - Standstill, by Christopher Gronlund (Narrated by Cynthia Griffith)\" width=\"250\" height=\"135\" \/>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/nolumberjacks.com\/standstill\/\">Standstill<\/a> -Description: <em>When she was younger, Maddy\u2019s grandfather gave her a pocket watch that does much more than simply telling time.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Narrated by my wife (and me &#8212; although something happened to my sound, which drives me batty). There&#8217;s a moment in the story when Cynthia&#8217;s voice cracks that makes me tear up every time. Added bonus: the way the final piece of music just-so-happened to layer in more than perfectly. The timing of it makes me tear up again each time I listen to it. It&#8217;s a rare story I hope people take to heart.<\/p>\n<p>(Aside: I&#8217;d love to turn this into a novel and include all the ideas I had to set aside for the short story.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7160 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-content\/upLoads\/nal-horus-small.jpg\" alt=\"African Gray Parrot - Horus, Narrated by Cynthia Griffith\" width=\"250\" height=\"135\" \/>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/nolumberjacks.com\/horus\/\">Horus<\/a> &#8211; Description: <em>Sarah Nelson gets more than she bargained for when she answers a job for a writer\u2019s assistant and must deal with the writer\u2019s parrot, Horus.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The most popular episode of the podcast, I was amazed listening to my wife narrate all the voices&#8230;especially Horus. Another story that might deserve more time as a novel. I love <em>everything<\/em> about this one!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">* * *<\/p>\n<p>And if you&#8217;re on a roll and want to listen to more stories, <a href=\"http:\/\/nolumberjacks.com\/the-quick-list\/\">the full list is right here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for listening&#8230;and maybe even sharing.<\/p>\n<p>And, of course, remember: <em>Be mighty, and keep your axes sharp!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m terrible at asking for help, but if you like this blog, or the stories I write, sharing this would be appreciated&#8230; Not About Lumberjacks On November 17, 2015, I loaded the first episode of Not About Lumberjacks. It&#8217;s a story about a dog who eats everything in sight. 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