{"id":580,"date":"2009-11-12T22:24:28","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T03:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/?p=580"},"modified":"2009-11-12T22:24:28","modified_gmt":"2009-11-13T03:24:28","slug":"my-muse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/2009\/11\/12\/my-muse\/","title":{"rendered":"My Muse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/images\/hardhat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"286\" \/>Wednesday, I wrote about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/2009\/11\/11\/killing-the-muse\/\">killing the Muse<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If I have a Muse, this is what he looks like:<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s a short, gruff guy with a big heart.<\/p>\n<p>He wears a yellow hardhat and chews on a cigar.<\/p>\n<p>He has a pop eye and says stuff like, <em>\u201cCome on, kid\u2014get your ass in gear!\u00a0 This building ain\u2019t going up with you sitting on your keister!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s probably named Butch, Salty, or has a nickname like Nails Mahone.<\/p>\n<p>And when I\u2019m done writing, he buys me a cheap beer, tells me I did a good job, and then reminds me to come in early and work hard the next day, \u2018cause that\u2019s the only way it\u2019s gonna happen!<\/p>\n<p>So that\u2019s what my Muse looks like.<\/p>\n<p>Let me know what your Muse looks like in the comments below&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday, I wrote about killing the Muse. If I have a Muse, this is what he looks like: He\u2019s a short, gruff guy with a big heart. He wears a yellow hardhat and chews on a cigar. He has a pop eye and says stuff like, \u201cCome on, kid\u2014get your ass in gear!\u00a0 This building [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}