{"id":4043,"date":"2012-04-02T05:30:06","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T10:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/?p=4043"},"modified":"2012-04-01T21:24:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-02T02:24:00","slug":"april-showers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.christophergronlund.com\/blog\/tjw\/2012\/04\/02\/april-showers\/","title":{"rendered":"April Showers…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I have no idea what this has to do with this post, either!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It’s with a heavy heart that I’m announcing this morning — after 327 entries, here — that I’ve come to an end with The Juggling Writer<\/em>.<\/p>\n

I think I’m done with all <\/em>writing, in fact. No more blog entries, articles, or novels.<\/p>\n

I’m just out of ideas, and I like working a day job so much more<\/em> than pursuing my dream of writing full time…<\/p>\n

It’s WHAT Day in April?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

What’s that?<\/p>\n

It’s April 2nd?!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

YOU MEAN I’M DOING THIS WHOLE APRIL FOOL’S DAY THING ALL WRONG?!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Fine — I never liked the day anyway!<\/p>\n

Since the year my old step mother put mint-flavored dental floss in chocolate chip cookies and I cut my gums wide open, or the year my own mother — the woman who brought me into the world<\/em> — convinced me that my truck was stolen, it’s been a day of trauma.<\/p>\n

I really believed I could buy all of YouTube on disc<\/a><\/strong>, and now you’re telling me it was all a joke?!<\/p>\n

What kind of sick individual does such a thing?!<\/em><\/p>\n

Fine, Then!<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Okay, since I don’t get this whole April Fool’s Day thing, I’ll just say this: I had a nice weekend. Along the way, writing was done. A lot <\/em>of writing.<\/p>\n

I hope your weekend was nice, too — I hope you found plenty of time to write.<\/p>\n

And if anybody played a joke on you yesterday, I hope you stabbed them in the eye with a pen and shouted, “Happy April Fool’s Day!”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Because, clearly, I missed my chance…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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